Not For Me
from Lucky O'Mac
(music and lyrics by benjamin)
she was the hottest girl id ever seen
oh couldnt believe that she was into me
when i saw her singin along at my show
and then we hung out numerous times
finally she said that she would be mine
and i had a feeling i hadnt before
oh but no she wasnt meant for me i know
she was the type who'd take it off for dough
and even though i know sometimes i miss her
well my advice my friend is
never date a stripper
no
cause whenever we were alone
i wanted to. incinerate her cell phone
it just kept ringing with other guys
she said that it was just some dumb jerk
who used to visit her at her work
but then i remembered hes probably been between her thighs
oh but no she wasnt meant for me i know
we'd see one of her customers everywhere we'd go
and even though i know that ill miss her
my advice to guys like me.. never date a stripper
cause she'll
make you feel like your number one
but around 8 o clock shes got to run
so she can get paid for making other guys.. um have fun
and she loves the attention
she gets all night long
even more she like 20s inside of her thong
and if she didnt hurt me i wouldnt write a song
She always called to say she missed me
and then one day, the girl did finally kiss me
and i thought maybe my life turned around
but then she acted really funny
i had to leave even if shes a bunny
page 130 somethin is where shes found
But at least now i can say that in my life
I kissed a girl from playboy yeah thats rights
and even though i know sometimes ill miss her
one thing that i should tell you
is ever date a stripper
Cause she gets off some guys and then gets off of work
then she comes to my house and she changes her shirt
and she throws down a grand on my bed like im s'posed to be proud
now i tried to be nice and a sensative guy
but you didnt appreciate it when i tried
so im happy to sing this song out in public aloud
But at least now i can say that in my life
I kissed a girl from playboy yeah thats rights
and even though i know sometimes ill miss her
one thing that i should tell you
is ever date a stripper
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