Hey! Did you figure me out,
yes i did guiness kid
have another pint of stout
well hey bartender its a little
risky
cause danger staind your table with his
irish whisky
and the girl behind the bar
gave the kid his guitar
and he got up on stage do you know who you are
This young man is a danger to sobriety asset to society
wont they come and take me away
Yes you lady, wanna get your number
there won't be no slumber
but you can sleep over anyway
will you be there
at my show
will you wink at me when i say
that its about time for me to go
well ill be
dear
i didnt know
well if you want me
tell me for sho
and the girl behind the bar
gave the kid his guitar
and he got up on stage do you know who you are
This young man is a danger to sobriety asset to society
wont they come and take me away
Yes you lady, wanna get your number
there won't be no slumber
but you can sleep over anyway
i got five cds of original material
i love it when the girls say play the one about the cereal
up in the cleveland
or in the ireland
not in il norte il sud dell'island
come along wit your bad self and you know
youll have a riot
have
your heart stoppin like youre on the atkins diet
ooops not cool but im not gonna play the fool
mr. b should have
stayed in school
and the girl behind the bar
gave the kid his guitar
and he got up on stage do you know who you are
This young man is a danger to sobriety asset to society
wont they come and take me away
Yes you lady, wanna get your number
there won't be no slumber
but you can sleep over anyway